I didn't win the Mega Millions jackpot worth $390 million last night.
(I can hear you all thinking,"Awwwwwwww...poor Mindy!")
One of the two winners purchased the winning ticket at a liquor store in New Jersey. Enough said.
If you have the numbers 16,22,29,39,42 with Mega Ball 20, stop reading my blog IMMEDIATELY and go claim your prize. (And send me a finder's fee reward for pointing out that you are the winner of more money than you ever dreamed possible and probably don't deserve.)
Edited to add: Way to go, Ed Nabors!!!